fasteddie
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 14, 2008 22:16:36 GMT -5
ok people, new thread here....... who in the heck wants healthy food? you see i have this problem,,,, someone talked to my wife about eatting healthy food, and now that's all we eat! i'm starting to cluck like a chicken! then! she made turkey chili.... yuck! if i ever get my hands on that person who told my wife about eatting healthy..... well............. i just can't say what i'll do!  |
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Post by cadman on Jan 15, 2008 0:08:18 GMT -5
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAaHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now thats funny stuff! I don't care who ya are! that funny!
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Can you say.........Here kitty kitty kitty or in your case bawlk bawlk bawlk
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Post by mojo on Jan 15, 2008 0:42:04 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That is funny stuff!
My healthy food consists of Rare meat, loaded Baked Taters, Greasy Big Breakfests, etc. etc.
I could care less if it is unhealthy, but it tastes DARN GOOD!
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Post by Dixiechick on Jan 15, 2008 10:53:41 GMT -5
ok people, new thread here....... who in the heck wants healthy food? you see i have this problem,,,, someone talked to my wife about eatting healthy food, and now that's all we eat! i'm starting to cluck like a chicken! then! she made turkey chili.... yuck! if i ever get my hands on that person who told my wife about eatting healthy..... well............. i just can't say what i'll do! Oh, I know exactly who this was aimed at!!!! ;D Guess what? I changed my eating habits from low-fat to low carb so I can now eat real butter, cheese, sour cream, bacon, red meats and all those other full flavored foods that you as a low-fat eating person can't eat! I guess I need to call your wife Linda and ask her if she wants all my low-fat cookbooks!! You can thank me later!!! ;D Yummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! ;D |
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fasteddie
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 15, 2008 22:43:09 GMT -5
my phone # is changed..... DO NOT CALL!!!!!!!! don't you think you done enough damaged  |
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Post by cadman on Jan 15, 2008 22:56:21 GMT -5
Boy I don't think every one knows why fasteddie needed to go on a diet! Here is some video of him last summer in his driveway doing some of his great dance moves! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8JVz5eDl4SEXY!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Pooh on Jan 15, 2008 23:06:49 GMT -5
Boy I don't think every one knows why fasteddie needed to go on a diet! Here is some video of him last summer in his driveway doing some of his great dance moves! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8JVz5eDl4SEXY!!!!!!!! I really need to have a talk to your sugar mama!! Because you have wwwaaayyy to much time on your hands!! LOL It was funny though!! |
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Post by Dixiechick on Jan 15, 2008 23:30:19 GMT -5
Boy I don't think every one knows why fasteddie needed to go on a diet! Here is some video of him last summer in his driveway doing some of his great dance moves! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC8JVz5eDl4SEXY!!!!!!!! Hey, Fat...I mean Fasteddie, I remember that video, wasn't it taken after you helped us finish our garage last summer? Nice moves by the way but what's with the leg kicks?  |
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Post by sodbuster on Jan 16, 2008 0:12:34 GMT -5
That fasteddie sur can dance! What a wild man! ya got to take me out partyin with ya next time ya go out cuttin a rug. Only one thing ya have to keep your shirt and pants on! ok  I don't want to have to keep all them gals off ya. |
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fasteddie
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 16, 2008 20:15:15 GMT -5
you guys all notice the big shed i had to build over my tool
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Post by cadman on Jan 16, 2008 20:21:44 GMT -5
you guys all notice the big shed i had to build over my tool Shed, shed HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA more like a BARN HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaa |
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fasteddie
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 16, 2008 21:50:32 GMT -5
well............... i had to make sure it was big enough to cover my tool!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Pooh on Jan 16, 2008 22:14:31 GMT -5
you guys all notice the big shed i had to build over my tool Thank you somebody else who knows what the heck building a shed over your tool means!! I have said that to many people and they look at me crazy!!  But if somebody is really big then it's 3 car garage!! ;D  |
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fasteddie
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 16, 2008 22:17:21 GMT -5
good one pooh ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by fasteddie on Jan 16, 2008 22:23:23 GMT -5
Blonde paint job (pooh)
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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I don't want to have to keep all them gals off ya. 